Adventure

Chapter 1:
Mew Trama Begins His Tail
    
     It all began after many futile attempts at driving a small truck into FANTASY ISLAND.  Every time we had tried to get it through the whirlpool, it would get tossed into a tree, a lamp post, a rocky cliff, an old railroad track, etc.  Each time, Phantom Cubone learned a new kind of pain, seeing that He had gotten the short end of the straws and had to drive the old, rusty truck.  By the tenth try, He was so beaten up He had decided to give up and drink a Mug.  While I was sitting on the cooler enoying my Barq's (which I had taken out while Phantom Cubone had been removing a young Ekans from his right nostril), I just happened to look at a branch off of the main river that was flowing off of the river's left bank, the same bank that I was on.  That's odd, I thought to myself, rivers often merge together, but they don't often break off. I wispered to Phantom Cubone, "look at that, a branch off the main river," and the said loud enough for everyone to hear "Hey, guys, have you ever noticed that branch that goes to the deeper jungle?"
     "No, I haven't," said Mewthree, "but Jack or Mega Meowth might have."
     "I havn't," said Jack.
     "None of us have seen it before," said Mega Meowth.
     "that's because it wasn't there last time, or any other time that we were here," said a voice.  I turned around to see a human in his teens and in a mud covered racing suit holding a matching helmet.
     "Oh," I said, "it's only you Drew."  Drew then started laughing a horible, choking laugh. (Your lucky that your reading this in a book, because that laugh would've hanted you  for weeks)
     "Drew, that stream couldn't have formed in only three days," said Aphrodite.
     "Mega Meowth," ???????? said,"could I see that Silph Scope for a second?"
     "What Silph Scope?" Mega Meowth asked.  
     "That thing you got for mailing in $50 and five Game Boy Pocket UPC's to Nintendo," I said.
     "Oh, that  Silph Scope," replied Mega Meowth.  With that he removed something from a duffle bag he had set down along the main river's shore
earlier.  "Here you go, ????????," he said as he gave ???????? the small, hi-tech, telescope-like object.
    After looking through the Silph Scope for a long time ????????  threw it to the ground and complained, "It's Broke."
     Adrian aproached the river branch-off with something made of rubber that he had taken out of his bag.  He pulled the string that was on it and it inflated.  "I knew we'ld need this raft," he said. "Well eveybody in."
     "Ummm, I don't think we can all fit in it.  We'll need at least a total of four rafts."
     After I got about ten knees in my thiegh, I decided to go in Mew Cultra's (who is my Boss, Overlord, Supieor, Commander, etc.) raft.  MewGIRL soon tied all the rafts together, and we set off down the stream.


Chapter Two:
Phantom Cubone's Version

     Alright, here's how it started.  We had to draw straws to see who had to drive an old pick-up into Fantasy Island.  Mew Cultra, I suspect, had rigged the drawing so I got the short end.  Well, anyhow, for 18 tries, count them 18, I was forced to drive the rusting piece of history into a whirlpool and get catapulted into some sort of hazard.  The one I'm least likly to forgot was when I was catapulted into an asp pit and got a baby Ekans stuck in the right nostril of my skull helmet.  When I got it out, Mew Trama had sat down with a root beer and watched me as if I were some sort of live comedy act.  So... after one or two more tries, I gave up, grabbed another root beer, and was about the hurtle it at Mew Trama when I realized Eevee, that cute thing that I have a killer crush on, was near by, so I decided otherwise.  Instead, I sat down and sipped my Mug root beer like I had nothing else to do.
     About two minutes into my first two-liter, Mew Trama nudged me, and said under his breath,"Hey, Phantom Cubone, look at that, a branch off of the main river.  That normally dosen't occure." 
I was just about to say "So what?" when he yelled in my ear,"HEY! GUYS! ANYBODY EVER NOTICED THAT BRANCH OFF THE MAIN BEFORE?!"
     Two minutes later, Phalanax was staring through Mega Meowth's Silph Scope, and by the time my ears stopped ringing from Mew Trama's shout, Adrian had pulled a self-inflating raft from his pack.  If you had been there, you would have also seen what he intended to do; Adrian wanted to fit everyone in the raft.  Well, he obviously couldn't.  There were six of us not in it: Me, Eevee, Mew Cultra, Phalanax, Mega Meowth, and Mew Trama.  Mew Cultra solved the problem with his Cult Attack and made his cult members find him a raft.  They found for him,unfortunatly for me, a raft large enough for him and Mew Trama.  Phalanax solved his problem with the raft he had swiped from someone in the park about three miles back.  He and Mega Meowth climbed in it, leaving me with Eevee, which I thought was good luck (except for the fact that no one had thought of us).
     After a while, Eevee and I also go on the streem with the others in a raft I had pulled from my tail's vortex.  MewGIRL then came and tied the rafts together, and we all set off down the streem.
     About five minutes into the trip, I was feeling Eevee's tail.  It was so soft that I wanted to have it surrounding me.  I then got and idea.  Making sure not to disturb her, I crawled into Eevee's tail (I can do that because I have some good phantom-like qualities).  I looked out of the fur, and saw Phalanax's eyes peering at me, but I didn't care. about a minute later, I fell asleep in Eevee's soft, warm, beautiful tail.


Chapter 3:
Helix Oma-Tri 
TellsIt As It Is

     Well, it started off as a normal day.  Kinda.  I was relaxin' and eatin' a huge slab of breaded lambchops (yeh, large snails get hungary to) when ...
     Hey! Wait a second Helix! We're part of Helix Oma-Tri to! Yeh, that's right, we were all seperate beings; that is, until we evolved. Our names were: Omanyte 417 (now Helix), Oma-Night (now just Oma), and OmaTrite (now Tri).
     Wait Tri! We need to tell them (the readers) about what we were, and just How we, er, fuse-evolved into Helix Oma-Tri. Well, I, Oma, was Oma-Night, a nocturnal relative of Omanyte.
     O.K. well, I, Tri, Was once OmaTrite, the lesser evolution of 
Omar Triten, then King of the sea.
     Alright, Well, I, Helix, was Omanyte 417, a fairly friendly Omanyte that had got into some toxic waste at the ocean-floor (darn those nuclear power plants), and my Deoxriboneucleic Acid (DNA) had been damaged and mutated.
     Well, now that we've got our personalities straitened out, let's continue. About 7 months or so ago, Helix, or more properly for that time, Omanyte 417, had taken us to Phalanax's Tower, a place where he hung out. Before any of us could get introduced, his DNA became so unstable from our presence that he started to evolve.
     I didn't know I was evolving, besides, we haven't got the data back from Prof. Seymore that it was ME.  Well my flesh streched out until it hit the other two, and we were all engulfed in a huge glowing mass of energy.  Well, when we got out of it we were fused together, and had evolved into Oma-Tri.  The only problem was that there was only one large shell, and only one of us could emerge at a time.  We soon disappered, to sort things out (luckely, there was a disaster to cover it up).
     A couple weeks ago, we had everthing all sorted out, and returned to Phalanax's Tower to celebrate.  But there was a huge problem.  Somehow, Mew Cultra (even though we had never seen him before, we knew about him through Mew Trama) had upset Phantom Cubone, one of Helix's friends, who left in tears to his place, The Crypt (we had figured it was only time until he got his own place).  After conforting Phantom Cubone, We suddenly began to mutate, which led to us all evolving (again).  Afterward, we each had our own shells again, but they were all fused together in an odd tangle of shell lime.  We, hence forth, call ourselves Helix Oma-Tri (three sylabols for three individuals).  Alright, that about covers it. now on with the story.

     It was a sunny day so WE (Helix Oma-Tri abreviated H-2-O since we don't like HOT) needed to spray ourselves with water from th nea rby creek to keep ourselves hydrated.  As we (again, H-2-O) came to Fantasy Island, We (H-2-O) saw that Phantom Cubone was tryin' to drive a truck into its entrance vortex.  Durring these attempts, we caught a glimpse of him in an asp pit with young Ekans 59-A, who we had seen in Seymore's partner's lab, stuck in his right skull nostril.  After he got it out, he went over to Mew Trama, who, sitting on a cooler drinking a root beer, could have, to him, looked almost like he was laughing.  Phantom Cubone then took out a Mug root beer (his favorite beverage) from a cooler and was about to throw it at Mew Trama when he looked at Eevee.  That glance must of done something in his mind, because he sat down and drank his soda.
     Later, after everyone crowded together, for a reason which we couldn't see at the time, we noticed a branch off the main river.  Obviously, this was what everyone was so interested in.  So, we jumped down the waterfall, and swam underwater untill we reached the spot which they were all gathered around.
     After a yellow raft fell nearly right abve us into the water, we noticed that even though the water was the cleanest we'd ever seen in a river, there was only one species of fish in the water: Tetrox Species #580 (as Seymore would have called them). This species was a small, very rare, very flourescent fish.  Suddenly we heard the unmistable voices of Phalanax and Mega Meowth...
     "Watch out fishies! 'cause here come the top cats!"
     "Meowth! that's right!" 
     Well, Phalanax and Mega Meowth were having a good day, obviously.  Otherwise, they wouldn't even be in the same river as each other.
     Then, a fourth raft hit the water.  No doubt Phantom Cubone and Eevee were in it.  
     Eventually, MewGIRL tied all the rafts together, and they all set off. We decide to follow them down the streem, seeing we didn't want to miss out on anything.
     Wait!  That was your decision, Tri!  We didn't decide it together, you know!
     Okay, you two, don't kill each other, we need to all stay alive to survive. 
     Alright, Helix.  You do have a point there.